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I am the trash can drum queen. I'm from the corn state. I post what I want , mostly things I find hysterical. I speak fluent sarcasm and enjoy long walks to my fridge. If my blog interests you, then you interest my blog.

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

sophlightwood:

The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

sophlightwood:

The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

The whole movie in one gif.

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

The whole movie in one gif.

thebritishteapot:

adorablemindblank:

This is me at family functions…

This is me everywhere

“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.

So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”

I saw her — boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.

I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.

And then all of the sudden — nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.

Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”

That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.”

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

hairandglasses:

demmonz:

demmonz:

Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character

I wanna see if I’m alone here

well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this?

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finally, a good use for this thing

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quitcomplaining:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

guys please this has more notes than the actual gif set

quitcomplaining:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

guys please this has more notes than the actual gif set

badwolfin221bbakerst:

jim-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 

badwolfin221bbakerst:

jim-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:

Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 

tightarsetuesday:

when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips

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when that part of their tummy has a happy trail

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when you see the waistband of their underwear

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boys

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trekgate:

Star Trek Parallels

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

full-length-hiddles:

DOCTOR HIDDLESTON, I PRESUME.
(those cheekbones tho)

full-length-hiddles:

DOCTOR HIDDLESTON, I PRESUME.


(those cheekbones tho)